The SPAMName List Project
I've wanted to do this article for a long time.
Every day, I spend several minutes clearing SPAM out of my email. Ok, it's a hazard of modern communications.
But I also have to admit I have become fascinated by the "From" names these spammers generate for their emails. These are names that a self-respecting soap opera writer would reject as improbable.
Every time I see them, I think I should start a list of some of the better ones. So today, here it is! My SpamName List! Are you surprised by what each one wants me to do? And can you imagine anyone actually responding?
Farrah Merrill wants me to buy pills.
Ricardo Holmes wants to send me a trusted men's supplement.
Sophie Penn is selling highest quality knockoff famous brand watches.
Pierce Arredondo is selling Viagra!
The ever-popular "Sexual Activity" is selling Viagra, too. That cuts right to the chase.
Impressive Watches wants me to buy Luxury Pens?
Sheri Salgado is selling MORE Viagra. Sorry Sheri, Pierce got here first.
Samantha Ritter wants to improve the love gun.
Salvador Stanton. Wow... more Viagra.
Kristine Melvin is selling some things I've never heard of!
Cassandr Murry is also selling Viagra.
Maxine Cherry wants me to get a degree at a fully verifiable University. Maybe Viagra U?
Donald Driver sent me explicit photos - how do they get away with that??
Kenon Kane just sent me a email that contains link call "republicka.pl/diveteampoznan" - can you imagine in your wildest dreams clicking on it??
Dimitri Mahbuba (seriously) has a "Super Proposal" which suggests I "Check medicine safe and effective see us." Uh-huh.
Demond Alexander is also trying to sell me Viagra.
Graig Paula says "Don't miss you chance to watch it!" Oh, I won't!
Then there is Pogink (huh?) who is "Barely 16." Yep.
And Isaiah Landers is selling ripped off software.
Cindy Weston says that I can "Get nominated for an MBA." Something like a Pulitzer, no doubt.
Casino Denise wants me to "Try my luck online today." Well, at least her name has something to do with what she's selling.
Well, at least I know where to go for names when I start writing my Great American Novel. Jay Gatsby - watch out!
Every day, I spend several minutes clearing SPAM out of my email. Ok, it's a hazard of modern communications.
But I also have to admit I have become fascinated by the "From" names these spammers generate for their emails. These are names that a self-respecting soap opera writer would reject as improbable.
Every time I see them, I think I should start a list of some of the better ones. So today, here it is! My SpamName List! Are you surprised by what each one wants me to do? And can you imagine anyone actually responding?
Farrah Merrill wants me to buy pills.
Ricardo Holmes wants to send me a trusted men's supplement.
Sophie Penn is selling highest quality knockoff famous brand watches.
Pierce Arredondo is selling Viagra!
The ever-popular "Sexual Activity" is selling Viagra, too. That cuts right to the chase.
Impressive Watches wants me to buy Luxury Pens?
Sheri Salgado is selling MORE Viagra. Sorry Sheri, Pierce got here first.
Samantha Ritter wants to improve the love gun.
Salvador Stanton. Wow... more Viagra.
Kristine Melvin is selling some things I've never heard of!
Cassandr Murry is also selling Viagra.
Maxine Cherry wants me to get a degree at a fully verifiable University. Maybe Viagra U?
Donald Driver sent me explicit photos - how do they get away with that??
Kenon Kane just sent me a email that contains link call "republicka.pl/diveteampoznan" - can you imagine in your wildest dreams clicking on it??
Dimitri Mahbuba (seriously) has a "Super Proposal" which suggests I "Check medicine safe and effective see us." Uh-huh.
Demond Alexander is also trying to sell me Viagra.
Graig Paula says "Don't miss you chance to watch it!" Oh, I won't!
Then there is Pogink (huh?) who is "Barely 16." Yep.
And Isaiah Landers is selling ripped off software.
Cindy Weston says that I can "Get nominated for an MBA." Something like a Pulitzer, no doubt.
Casino Denise wants me to "Try my luck online today." Well, at least her name has something to do with what she's selling.
Well, at least I know where to go for names when I start writing my Great American Novel. Jay Gatsby - watch out!
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