Google Ads Huh?
I have been conducting two email conversations with friends recently; one is about canning (yeah, you read me right, canning, as in food preservation), and the other about an article that was sent to me about SXSW (for those of you who don't know, that's the annual Interactive and Music festival in Austin, Texas, known as South By South West, and if you're anybody in the interactive or music worlds, you'd better be there.
While it seldom happens (sorry, Google), my attention strayed to the ads Google had served me up based on parsing my conversations. Yes, it's true, my conspiracy theory friends, Google parses your conversation for keywords, and then offers you ads based on what you've been talking about (most frequently).
Because they were so amusing, I decided to share them with you here. What kind of person, I can only wonder, would generate such a strange, apparently disconnected set of ads? I leave it to you.
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While it seldom happens (sorry, Google), my attention strayed to the ads Google had served me up based on parsing my conversations. Yes, it's true, my conspiracy theory friends, Google parses your conversation for keywords, and then offers you ads based on what you've been talking about (most frequently).
Because they were so amusing, I decided to share them with you here. What kind of person, I can only wonder, would generate such a strange, apparently disconnected set of ads? I leave it to you.
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FedEx Jobs.
Find the Right Job For You. Apply for a Position Now!
USB Stick RF Synthesizer
The RF Synthesizer you can carry in your pocket!
(Translation: an electronic device that emits RF - radio frequency - signals.)
Renewing Your PMP® Online
60 PDUs plan. One low price. Fast;convenient. Sale ends 3/31.
(Translation: PMP="Project Management Professional.")
Lead Generation eBook
Free Lead Generation eBook. Learn 10 Practices for B2B Lead Gen.
(Translation: B2B is "business to business.")
American Indian Jewelry
50% Off Turquoise Indian Jewelry! Free Shipping. Huge Selection.
Free ITIL Strategy Guide
Strategies for Implementing ITIL To Improve IT Service Management
(Translation: ITIL is the most widely adopted approach for IT Service Management in the world. It provides a practical, no-nonsense framework for identifying, planning, delivering and supporting IT services to the business.)
Try LeanKit Kanban
Free web-based tool makes lean, agile scrum as easy as drag/drop
(Translation: Kanban is a Japanese term, referring to a scheduling system that helps determine what to produce, when to produce it, and how much to produce. The idea has been adopted by the programming world, where it relates to "lean" or "agile" (meaning, rapid, iterative)development. Scrum is an iterative and incremental agile software development method for managing software projects and product or application development.)
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